This is the best jokes collection!

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Some People:

Some people exist just to waste one or two of
super-abusive words from my all of the known languages
dictionaries. 

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My Mistakes:

I never make a mistake twice
I do it again and again to be sure it is a mistake :) . 

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Being Lazy:

Because Bill Gates is going to hire me for some Job that he would think, is hard for him.

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World's most hardest time:

When you have to cook for yourself. 

Because nobody is there to tell you whether it is good or bad

You have to decide by yourself. 

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Proof of being stupid:

"Being boss or being A Husband"



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Million Dollars Question


"Aaj kya pkayen?"



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Urgent Things:

Every task is urgent when I don't want to work.

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Toilet Jokes:

The most annoying moment of life:

"This world will never let me live my life"

A statement that comes in mind while siting in the toilet, playing games on phone and someone comes and tries to open the door.

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Bike Helmet:

Bike helmet is a device that is used to cover our abusing lips while we pass by a traffic sergeant.


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Sardar G

Sardar 1 : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar 2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.Sardar 1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.



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